Dear Spider:

I dare you to step any of your eight creepy arms inside my house again. Yes, I got your friend the other day and yes, I am certainly out to get you. You will not be haunting me any longer and have me on edge everywhere I turn. Your time has come. I watched you on that window. You're lucky it took me time to get it together to come and hunt you down. You got away, but that is the last time. You will die...and soon.

Sincerly,
me



(clarification: object in photo appears to be the size of the railing gap. As much as I think it is that big, he's on the window.)